第 1 季 共 14 集
播出时间：2003年7月24日
第 1 集 Pilot
播出时间：2003年7月24日
Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.
第 2 集 Fireworks
播出时间：2003年7月31日
Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Weigel goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results. A.P.B robbery in progress Jones and Garcia make Jehovah witnesses get down on the ground. The deputies mess around with the fireworks they get where Dangle accidentally sets off one in the van which lights up all the fireworks which go of in the van.
第 3 集 Execution Tickets
播出时间：2003年8月7日
Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt.<br />
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Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5"" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.
第 4 集 Clementine's Pregnant
播出时间：2003年8月14日
A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suiters. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson also babysits a sex offender around the neighborhood where he's moving in.
第 5 集 Jones Gets Suspended
播出时间：2003年8月21日
Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.
第 6 集 Help From the FBI
播出时间：2003年8月28日
When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.
第 7 集 Wiegel Suicide Watch
播出时间：2003年9月4日
Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of "look at me!" Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.
第 8 集 Clementine Gets Married
播出时间：2003年9月11日
Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.
第 9 集 Garcia's Anniversary
播出时间：2003年9月18日
It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.
第 10 集 Burning Man Festival
播出时间：2003年9月25日
The officers are Reno 911! are humanitarians for the right price. But are some hookers too crazy, no matter how much money?
第 11 集 Dangle's Moving Day
播出时间：2003年10月2日
Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?
第 12 集 Terrorist Training: Part 1
播出时间：2003年10月9日
Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.
第 13 集 Terrorist Training: Part 2
播出时间：2003年10月16日
The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.
第 14 集 Halloween
播出时间：2003年10月21日
Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks.<br />
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Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him.<br />
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Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.
