第 1 季 共 20 集
播出时间：1996年1月10日
第 1 集 Brains and Eggs
播出时间：1996年1月10日
Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.
第 2 集 Post-Nasal Dick
播出时间：1996年1月17日
Tommy's “make-out session” has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness.
第 3 集 Dick's First Birthday
播出时间：1996年1月24日
Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he's introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays - and it dawns on him that he's getting old.
第 4 集 Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus
播出时间：1996年1月31日
Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.
第 5 集 Dick, Smoker
播出时间：1996年2月7日
While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.
第 6 集 Green-Eyed Dick
播出时间：1996年2月14日
Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her. Harry adopts a stray dog.
第 7 集 Lonely Dick
播出时间：1996年2月21日
Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation. Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.
第 8 集 Body & Soul & Dick
播出时间：1996年2月28日
When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a “forthright and honest” eulogy about the universally despised academic. Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an “easy” cheerleader.
第 9 集 Ab-Dick-ted
播出时间：1996年3月6日
Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.
第 10 集 Truth or Dick
播出时间：1996年3月13日
Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting. Sally and Harry apply for driver's licenses.
第 11 集 The Art of Dick
播出时间：1996年3月20日
While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry's good; Dick isn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.
第 12 集 Frozen Dick
播出时间：1996年3月27日
A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.
第 13 集 Angry Dick
播出时间：1996年4月3日
The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.
第 14 集 The Dicks They Are A-Changin'
播出时间：1996年4月10日
When Dick's evasive about his past, Dr. Albright suspects he's a '60s radical fugitive. Harry joins a CD-of-the-month club, and is swamped with CDs.
第 15 集 I Enjoy Being a Dick
播出时间：1996年4月22日
Flummoxed by feminism, Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group. Harry and Sally get jobs at a pancake restaurant.
第 16 集 Dick Like Me
播出时间：1996年4月24日
Dick decides that the Solomons don't ôfit in” on Earth, so he shops for an ethnic group to join. Meanwhile, Sally wants to fit in with Tommy's handsome teacher.
第 17 集 Assault with a Deadly Dick
播出时间：1996年5月1日
The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime (""This planet is in a bad neighborhood,"" sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.
第 18 集 Father Knows Dick
播出时间：1996年5月8日
Dick decides the reason Harry is “odd” is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.
第 19 集 Selfish Dick
播出时间：1996年5月15日
Albright gets a new office, much to Dick's chagrin. Sally lands in the hospital---where she, Harry and Tommy pretend to be “ER” doctors.
第 20 集 See Dick Run (1)
播出时间：1996年5月22日
Dr. Albright finally agrees to date Dick and Harry receives an ominous message from the home planet.
