官方剧情
A rather naive, middle-class man is admitted to a hospital ward and finds that he is sharing it with a working-class layabout and an upper-class hypochondriac. All three of them cause headaches for the hospital staff.
第 1 季 共 7 集
播出时间：1979年10月30日
第 1 集 A Bed With A View
播出时间：1979年10月30日
Norman arrives at the ward and is given the bed next to the window. A game of musical beds ensues as Figgis and Archie want it too...
第 2 集 Operation Norman
播出时间：1979年11月6日
Norman's due for his appendix operation and is rather upset about it. He turns to Figgis for comfort in his hour of need...
第 3 集 The Rumour
播出时间：1979年11月13日
Thorpe is waiting for an important call from his wife as Victor, their dog, is seriously ill. Gupte misunderstands, thinking Victor is the Thorpes' son (actually named Tarquin); Figgis, smoking in a lavatory cubicle, overhears the resultant conversation and assumes that they are talking about him and that he is going to die. As the situation develops, both Norman and then Glover think they are under the shadow of death. When Gupte tells Glover he may be sent home at the end of the week, Glover decides to phone his hated boss and tell him exactly what he thinks of him.
第 4 集 The Man With The Face
播出时间：1979年11月20日
Archie's lothario-like tendencies are coming back to haunt him when he's convinced he's being stalked by a Greek madman for besmirching his fiancée...
第 5 集 Let Them Eat Cake
播出时间：1979年11月27日
There's a lot of disatisfaction with the food being served in the hospital. The trio can stand the daily menu no longer and go on hunger strike. What they hadn't bargained for, however, was how hungry they would get...
第 6 集 Tangled Web
播出时间：1979年12月4日
Norman is reading a book about a pretty nurse when one actually comes onto the ward.
第 7 集 Is There A Doctor In The House?
播出时间：1979年12月11日
Fed up with lying in bed all day, Figgis gets hold of his outdoor clothes and sets off for a wander around the hospital. Naturally, he is mistaken for a doctor.
