第 1 季 共 12 集
播出时间：2014年10月3日
第 1 集 Love & Eros For All / The Nightmare Before Carnaval
播出时间：2014年10月3日
The job of a book store, naturally, is to sell books. In Denki-gai, a gathering place for people who are true to themselves, even erotic literature is valued merchandise! At Umanohone, a store that sells everything from famous works to doujinshi, an "ero book lover" checks through all the erotic books at incredible speed... No, it's actually what they call an "Ero Books G-man"! Love and eros for all! There is no human who doesn't need eros!
第 2 集 Is Denki-gai Burning?
播出时间：2014年10月10日
Denki-gai has a ton of weird events. The Umanohone staff are pumped to win the cash prize at the most infamous event, the Late-Summer Greetings Festival. Hurry up, who are you nyan-nyan-ing with, you bitches! You have no one to nyan-nyan with? Shut up, you have your 2D wives! The swimsuit episode comes early! Let's go get that prize money!
第 3 集 Hio-tan, Go Home / Endless Carnival
播出时间：2014年10月17日
Is it the Christmas Party Episode? No! The Cosplay episode! Miniskirt Santa, a dream come true! And rather pecuilar costumes are on demand, too! But Umanohone's selling Moe-style games!
第 4 集 King of POP
播出时间：2014年10月24日
Valentine's Day! Also known as the final test for girly-power (level of ability and motivation in fashion, makeup, homemaking, all sorts of femininity markers)! There's no girl in Umanohone who is not girly-powered enough to participate! ...Right? All Umanohone ladies are getting either dreamy, nervous or rather depressed in the wake of the biggest event of the year. Our girls in love's girly-power gauges are set on maximum! Enchant us with your super-knockdown blushing face combo!
第 5 集 Panties in the Spring / I am Rain / Rustling
播出时间：2014年10月31日
There's no man on Earth who doesn't like panties! (Wise saying.) Of course Umio loves panties, too! (Let's make it clear.) Sensei tells him bashfully, "Do you want to see them?" What's going on between those two?! Then she shows up! A mysterious woman who knows about Umanohone's past. And she's got unsurpassable girly-power! To top it all, her amazing power is still rising...?<br />
<br />
Tsk! Our scouter (yes, the device to measure power in that famous anime!) must be malfunctioning!
第 6 集 Homeless
播出时间：2014年11月7日
Sensei hasn't changed her trademark tracksuit in days... that's because she's been sleeping at Umanohone in order to draw a manga for the Rookie of the Year award! She's doing the "same clothes every day" thing, very unbecoming for a girl! To help her overcome the greatest "death march" of her life, Umanohone staff go all out to support her! And since Sensei's girly-power is awfully low, Tsumorin's big girly-power-boosting strategy starts!
第 7 集 To the Bath House... / A Full Chest
播出时间：2014年11月14日
Summer Comiket, an event so hot that you can see clouds forming inside the venue! So here's the onsen (Japanese hot springs) episode! When you have to sweat, you need an onsen. Umanohone supports Oedo Onsen Monogatari! Then... we don't know if it was summer's fault, or the yukata (light kimono) or what, but Kantoku x Hio-tan x Tsumorin x Kameko's intricate love tangle starts unfolding. Wait a minute - three girls for one guy?! Real-life achievers must die!!
第 8 集 Subtly Rough
播出时间：2014年11月21日
First date... Aaaargh!!! No, please! Sensei's life gauge is down to zero! She accidentally set up a date with Umio (it was really an accident) and now she doesn't even know what to wear! I should go for the rough look, then! Her mind goes astray, and she's not even checking her sanity points! As this bittersweet incident is consuming her mind, here comes a helping hand from...? Do you want "rough"? If you want it, I'll give it to you!
第 9 集 It's Not Love / Hey, How're You Feeling? / Snowy Night
播出时间：2014年11月28日
Hio-tan caught a cold?! She's off work and Kantoku, worried, shows up to take care of her.<br />
<br />
He comes in her apartment and even cooks her some rice soup - Hio-tan is flustered by this kind Kantoku, completely different than his usual self. But those love comedy waves quickly disappear when she suddenly gets dizzy and collapses! To help her, Kantoku kicks a door down and carries her out, running in the street at night. Her heart is touched by his behavior....
第 10 集 Wonderful Chocolate / Chocolate Philosophy / Kantoku's Overflowing White Chocolate
播出时间：2014年12月5日
Valentine's Day! I've got the impression I already shouted the same thing in episode four--Valentine's Day! Sensei ventures in a super-difficult mission that no amateur should ever dare trying - not even if it's a revenge match: homemade chocolate! But of course she can't cope and collapses. She was too reckless...<br />
<br />
In times like this there's one person to call: Tsumorin! Get me Tsumorin! Here we go, Tsumorin's Valentine's Day homemade sweets class starts!
第 11 集 Starting Young / Life, Exposed / The Lips
播出时间：2014年12月12日
Childhood memories. They're beautiful, fleeting, sour and eternal. Even if they're about ero-books! Who would have thought we'd have an episode about G-men's childhood?
第 12 集 The Hermit's Library / When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom / Welcoming Morning
播出时间：2014年12月19日
The cherry blossoms are blooming, so we're going on a picnic. The wind blows through flowers and hearts alike... and it's a cosplay cherry blossom picnic!!
