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十字剑 第一季

Crossing Swords (2020)

电视 美国 英语 喜剧 动画 奇幻
作为一部定格动画打出的口号是“战争、谋杀、正面全裸”,讲述霍尔特配音的善良农民Patrick在皇家城堡里找到了一份人人羡慕的侍卫工作,但美差很快变成了噩梦:他发现自己热爱的王国已经被好色的君主、骗子、小人所统治。更惨的是,全家最正气英勇的Patrick被家人看成害群之马,他那恶贯满盈的兄弟手足们来找麻烦了。

导演:约翰·哈瓦京四世

编剧:约翰·哈瓦京四世 / 汤姆·茹特 / Sean Lavery / Amy Reed / 玛吉·莫纳汉

主演:尼古拉斯·霍尔特 / 卢克·伊万斯 / 亚当·佩里 / 赛斯·格林 / 托尼·海尔 / 亚当·雷 / 塔拉·斯特朗 / 阿兰娜·乌巴赫 / 温迪·麦丽登·康薇 / 玛雅·厄斯金 / 布瑞金·梅耶 / 伊薇特·尼科尔·布朗 / 贾米拉·贾米尔 / 罗伯·考德瑞 / 阿尔弗雷德·莫里纳 / 娜塔莎·雷昂
豆瓣

8.0

608评
IMDb

6.7

1765评
官方剧情

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
演职员
尼古拉斯·霍尔特 Nicholas Hoult
演员
饰 Patrick
卢克·伊万斯 Luke Evans
演员
饰 King Merriman
亚当·佩里 Adam Pally
演员
饰 Broth
赛斯·格林 Seth Green
演员
饰 Blinkerquartz
托尼·海尔 Tony Hale
演员
饰 Blarney
塔拉·斯特朗 Tara Strong
演员
饰 Coral
阿兰娜·乌巴赫 Alanna Ubach
演员
饰 Queen Tulip
温迪·麦克伦登-考威 Wendi McLendon-Covey
演员
饰 Doreen
玛雅·厄斯金 Maya Erskine
演员
饰 Princess Blossom
布瑞金·梅耶 Breckin Meyer
演员
饰 Glenn
伊薇特·尼科尔·布朗 Yvette Nicole Brown
演员
饰 Sgt. Meghan
贾米拉·贾米尔 Jameela Jamil
演员
饰 Sloane
播出时间表
第 1 季 共 10 集
播出时间:2020年6月12日

第 1 集 Pilot
播出时间:2020年6月12日
Young Patrick dreams of earning his knighthood and dispensing justice to evildoers. He’s driven by his goodhearted, earnest nature, but also by guilt: his own siblings are some of the land’s most notorious crooks. However, when Patrick finally lands a coveted squire position at the royal castle, his dream job quickly turns into a nightmare.

第 2 集 Hot Tub Death Machine
播出时间:2020年6月12日
Patrick’s excitement to start his new squire job is quickly dampened when he is placed in charge of deciding who to execute as part of King Merriman’s publicity stunt. While Patrick struggles between pleasing the King and staying true to his anti-death penalty morals, Coral and Ruben campaign for the high profile role of executee…They don’t want to be executed, but it’s an honor to be recognized.

第 3 集 What’s Kraken?
播出时间:2020年6月12日
When Patrick scores highly coveted tickets to a Kraken watching cruise for his parents, he sees an opportunity to impress his hard-to-please father. The gift blows up in his face when the cruise is hijacked by a radical protest group and his parents are taken hostage. Now Patrick must stop the hijacking at any cost, even if it means making a deal with the devil.

第 4 集 In the Line of Squire
播出时间:2020年6月12日
As a string of high-profile assassinations rock the kingdom, the headstrong and petulant Princess Blossom returns home from school to attend a giant music festival. Patrick is stuck as her one-man security detail. Guarding the mischievous teenager gets even more difficult when the assassin strikes the festival, and Patrick realizes he’s truly in over his head.

第 5 集 Let Them Eat Clown
播出时间:2020年6月12日
Patrick is thrilled to escort King Merriman to a charity golf retreat, only to arrive and find out it’s actually the Chill Society, an annual bacchanal where rival kings meet to divvy up power and party their faces off. Patrick is shocked at his look behind the curtain, especially when he’s exposed to both a dark royal secret and a Chill Society custom that threatens to kill one of his own family members.

第 6 集 My Super Sweet Period Party
播出时间:2020年6月12日
As the only uncut squire, Patrick is horrified to learn that he will need to undergo a circumcision to keep his job. Meanwhile, as Blossom celebrates the arrival of her first period, she learns that she will soon be forced into a chastity belt, taking away her opportunity to lose her virginity to her beloved boyfriend Keefer. She enlists Patrick to help make her Super Sweet Period Party everything she wants it to be. Together, the pair suffers the pains and obligations of growing up.

第 7 集 Look Who’s Stalking
播出时间:2020年6月12日
Fed up with a string of bad investments that have led the kingdom to bankruptcy, King Merriman throws out a pot of “magic beans,” which quickly grow into a giant beanstalk. Seeing an escape from his responsibilities, Merriman climbs the beanstalk with Patrick pursuing him. They find a beautiful kingdom in the clouds, a society of peace, sharing and kindness—a perfect new realm for Merriman to dominate and ruin. Patrick has to return the King to the surface before he destroys the cloud kingdom— and before the beanstalk is chopped down and they’re stranded forever.

第 8 集 The Snow Job
播出时间:2020年6月12日
When a deadly plague sweeps through the Kingdom, Patrick accompanies the royal family north to stay safe, isolated in an icy ski lodge. While the family makes it to the lodge, Patrick finds himself trapped in an ice castle with a Yeti, who happens to be an agoraphobic hoarder. Patrick tries to help the Yeti overcome her issues as, back at the lodge, King Merriman finds a surprising challenger for his title of Alpha Male…Patrick’s father, Glenn.

第 9 集 The A-Moooo-Zing Race
播出时间:2020年6月12日
The assassin has orchestrated the kidnapping of Princess Blossom, and a Minotaur holds her captive in its maze. Now the King and Queen must abdicate the throne, or their daughter will be eaten by a monster. Patrick and a host of fellow adventurers— including his own siblings—must brave the labyrinth and its traps in order to slay the Minotaur and retrieve the Princess.

第 10 集 Unchained Monarchy
播出时间:2020年6月12日
Patrick returns to the castle with the rescued Princess Blossom only to find it under siege. The minotaur maze was only part of the assassin’s devious plan, and Patrick comes face-to-face with the force that has been terrorizing the kingdom all season: the devious assassin. With the royals imprisoned, Patrick must rely on his family and friends to help him defeat the assassin and save the realm from those conspiring to overthrow the monarchy.
上映日期
2024年11月17日
片长
分钟
国家
美国
语言
英语

电视网
Hulu
状态
已取消
季数
2
集数
20
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