第 1 季 共 10 集
播出时间：2009年6月29日
第 1 集 Pilot
播出时间：2009年6月29日
Ray Drecker is a struggling high school coach in Detroit who is descending to all-time lows in his professional and personal life. He attends a self-help group in a desperate attempt to find a plan for financial success. Tanya, an old flame, is also attending the self-help group and she gives Ray inspiration in an unexpected way.
第 2 集 'Great Sausage' or 'Can I Call You Dick?'
播出时间：2009年7月13日
Tanya enlists the help of a former colleague Lenore, who is now a professional shopper, so Ray can offer his services to her clientele of rich older women.
第 3 集 'Strange Friends' or 'The Truth Is, You're Sexy'
播出时间：2009年7月20日
Ray's life continues to frustrate: His neighbor Koontz is on his case for urinating in the lake; he and Jessica continue to argue over the best way to parent the twins; and it turns out Lenore has disappeared, along with his wallet.
第 4 集 The Pickle Jar
播出时间：2009年7月27日
The students of Lakefield vote for Coach Drecker as their recipient for the fundraiser but Ray finds it embarrassing. Tanya has other ideas to boost Ray's career as a gigolo.
第 5 集 Do it, Monkey
播出时间：2009年8月3日
A client who is unhappy wants to revisit a role-playing fantasy; Ray promises a car for Damon and Darby, to capitalize on Jessica's frugality. Reluctantly, Tanya agrees to go on a date with Floyd.
第 6 集 'Doris is Dead' or 'Are We Rich or Are We Poor?'
播出时间：2009年8月10日
Tanya objects to the break in protocol after Jemma bypasses her to set up "dates" directly with Ray. Jessica confronts Ronnie about their finances, but he refuses to give her a straight answer. After Jemma prods Ray to open up about himself, he gives his basketball team an inspiring pep talk.
第 7 集 The Rita Flower or The Indelible Stench
播出时间：2009年8月17日
Ray starts to fall for Jemma, which clouds their professional relationship. Tanya receives unexpected help for her writer's block. Jessica invites Ray to a family dinner.
第 8 集 "Thith ith a Prothetic" or "You Cum Just Right"
播出时间：2009年8月24日
After standing him up, Jemma tells Ray they should take a break, and Ray seeks out Tanya for advice on women. Ray finds himself in an uncomfortable situation at Jessica and Ronnie's family barbeque.
第 9 集 This Is America or Fifty Bucks
播出时间：2009年8月31日
Tanya pitches Happiness Consultants to other women in her office, with mixed results. Damon goes to detention to hang out with his androgynous friend, leaving Ray baffled. Lenore gives Ray some lessons in branding and, after a chance encounter at a department store, offers Jessica some lifestyle advice.
第 10 集 A Dick and a Dream or Fight the Honey
播出时间：2009年9月14日
Tanya worries that Lenore may stage a coup for control of Ray, who is unnerved by rumors of layoffs at his school.
