第 1 季 共 7 集
播出时间:2005年3月8日
第 1 集 Big Butts
播出时间:2005年3月8日
Kirstie Alley is at the end of her rope. After years of being on top, with a hit show in Cheers & Veronica's Closet, she has hit rock bottom because she is now fat - almost 300 pounds according to tabloids. Kirstie, desperate to rekindle the fame she once had off of Star magazine, requests a development meeting with Jeff Zucker for a project she has been thinking up. During this time of woe and anticipation for her, she seeks a man, and meets a ""big black guy"" who makes her feel needed and wanted. And even though her playmate works for NBC, Kirstie is rewarded with a development deal, so long as she loses a few pounds.
第 2 集 Charlie's Angels
播出时间:2005年3月15日
One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she is having a kid---with Kid Rock! Elsewhere, she is on a mission to land a role in Charlie's Angels III.
第 3 集 Holy Lesbo Batman
播出时间:2005年3月22日
Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.
第 4 集 The Koi Effect
播出时间:2005年3月29日
Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.
第 5 集 Crack For Good
播出时间:2005年4月5日
Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene
第 6 集 Cry Baby McGuire
播出时间:2005年4月12日
Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends
第 7 集 Hold This
播出时间:2005年4月19日
Kirstie tries to get a lucrative deal from NBC because she realizes that she is low on cash.