第 1 季 共 13 集
播出时间：2009年3月19日
第 1 集 Pilot
播出时间：2009年3月19日
Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.
第 2 集 Heroes
播出时间：2009年3月26日
Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.
第 3 集 Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits
播出时间：2009年4月2日
When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.
第 4 集 Racial Sensitivity
播出时间：2009年4月9日
Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.
第 5 集 Win Some, Dose Some
播出时间：2009年4月16日
Linda is given some experimental drugs that has some unusual side effects.
第 6 集 Goodbye, Mr. Chips
播出时间：2009年4月23日
Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.
第 7 集 Get Happy
播出时间：2009年5月6日
After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.
第 8 集 You Are the Boss of Me
播出时间：2009年6月24日
Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.
第 9 集 Bioshuffle
播出时间：2009年7月1日
When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.
第 10 集 Trust and Consequences
播出时间：2009年7月15日
Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.
第 11 集 Father, Can You Hair Me?
播出时间：2009年7月22日
A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldness will impress his hard-to-please dad.
第 12 集 Jabberwocky
播出时间：2009年8月12日
Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.
第 13 集 Secrets and Lives
播出时间：2009年8月12日
The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.
