第 30 季 共 20 集
播出时间：2004年10月3日
第 1 集 Ben Affleck/Nelly
播出时间：2004年10月3日
Live From New York (and opening the 30th season of SNL), it's...Chris Parnell<br />
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Sketches include ""First Presidential Debate 2004,"" ""Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice,"" ""Debbie Downer,"" ""Swift Veterans for Truth,"" ""Kerry Campaign Stop,"" ""The Escalator,"" ""Obnoxious Wedding DJ,"" and ""Kitty Kelley's 'The Family.'""<br />
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Nelly performs: ""My Place"" and ""Na-Nana-Na""<br />
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The Dr. Porkenheimer fake commercial is not shown in the 11/27/04 NBC rerun.
第 2 集 Queen Latifah
播出时间：2004年10月10日
Live From New York, it's...Darrell Hammond<br />
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Sketches include ""Hardball"", ""Sky Captain Filming"", ""Dyson Toilets"", ""The Ninth Presidential Debate"", ""Paris Hilton Apologizes"", ""President Bush and Tony Blair"", ""Apprentice Halloween Episode Commercial Taping"", ""Jane Eyre"", ""Bear City: The Fender Bender"", ""The Adventures of Peter O'Toole and Michael Caine"", and ""Bear City: Getting Fired"".<br />
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Ashlee Simpson sings ""Pieces of Me"" (refer to Notes to see what happened to her on her second performance).
第 3 集 Jude Law/Ashlee Simpson
播出时间：2004年10月24日
Live From New York, it's...Jim Downey translating for Seth Meyers<br />
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Sketches include: NBC Special Report, Rap Night, Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein, TV Funhouse: John McCain's Speech, Clinton and Kerry, Kaitlin at the Mall, Goodwin Wig and Toy, and Election Map Colors<br />
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Eminem performs: ""Mosh"" and ""Just Lose It""
第 4 集 Kate Winslet/Eminem
播出时间：2004年10月31日
Live From New York, it's...Will Forte<br />
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Sketches include: Kerry at the Beach, Star Jones' Wedding Night, You Call This A House Do Ya?, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (repeat from the Ben Affleck/Nelly episode with slight edit*). The Giant Parrot, Wake Up San Diego, Appalachian Emergency Room, and The Drug Sniffing Dog.<br />
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Modest Mouse performs: ""Float On"" and ""Ocean Breathes Salty""<br />
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*The Dr. Porkenheimer commercial repeats in this episode, but the ending where it shows Rob Riggle with an exaggerated erection (covered by the bedsheets) is replaced with a scene where Poehler and Riggle are hugging.
第 5 集 Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse
播出时间：2004年11月14日
Sketches include: ""C-SPAN Terrorist Alert,"" ""Woomba,"" ""Pranksters,"" ""A 'Blue' Christmas"" (cartoon), ""The Undercover Cop,"" ""Prince Christmas Special,"" ""Apprentice Christmas Promo,"" ""Bear City: The Carolers,"" ""Christmas With The Cat Lady,"" and Horatio sings with The Muppets.<br />
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Destiny's Child performed ""Soldier"" and ""Cater 2 U.""
第 6 集 Luke Wilson/U2
播出时间：2004年11月21日
Live From New York, it's...Darrell Hammond<br />
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Sketches include: CNN Press Conference, Trucker Talk, Beaver Ranch Brothel, Hardball, Black Paramedics, Noony and Nuni, and The Not So Great Adventures of the Down and Out Dollar
第 7 集 Colin Farrell/Scissor Sisters
播出时间：2004年12月12日
Live From New York, it's...Tina Fey and Amy Poehler!<br />
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Sketches include: ""The Bush Twins"", ""Condelezza Rice's Hearing"", ""Gaystrogen"" (from season 29), ""Paul Giamatti's Limo Driver"", ""Kaitlin's Karaoke Machine"", ""TVLand: The Lundsford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour"", ""Andy at Reinhold Investments"", ""Spy Glass"", and ""Giant Cat.""<br />
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Ludacris and Sum 41 perform ""Get Back""; Ludacris performs ""Number One Spot.""
第 8 集 Robert De Niro/Destiny's Child
播出时间：2004年12月19日
Live from New York, it's...Rachel Dratch<br />
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Sketches include: American Idol, CheapKids.Net Ad 1, Versace Skiing, Starkisha and Portia at the Purse Shop, CheapKids.Net Ad 2, Exclusive Connections, Donald Trump's New Wife, Merv The Perv, CheapKids.Net Ad 3, Rafael Alonzo's I.T.F. Technical Computer Institute, Inside Barbie Dreamhouse, The Bar, and Bear City: Cigarette Shopping<br />
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Keane performs: ""Somewhere Only We Know"" and ""Everybody's Changing""
第 9 集 Topher Grace/The Killers
播出时间：2005年1月16日
Live from New York, it's... Horatio Sanz<br />
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Sketches include ""Kim Jong Il,"" ""me-Harmony.com,"" ""Monkeys Throwing Poop at Celebrities,"" ""Black History Month,"" ""The Best of TT and Mario,"" ""Subway Beggers,"" ""Gays in Space,"" ""Gibson Studios,"" ""Rap Night with Chubb Hotty,"" and ""Public Speech Class.""
第 10 集 Paul Giamatti/Ludacris & Sum 41
播出时间：2005年1月23日
Live from New York, it's... Amy Poehler!<br />
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Sketches include ""Neverland Ranch,"" ""Grayson-Moorhead Investments,"" ""Sheila Choad's LA Face,"" ""Hot Plates,"" ""Debbie Downer at the Oscars,"" ""Seasons of Love,"" ""City Court with Aaron Neville,"" ""After the Grammys,"" and ""Project Runway.""<br />
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50 Cent (featuring Olivia) performed ""Candy Shop"" and later performed ""Disco Inferno.""
第 11 集 Paris Hilton/Keane
播出时间：2005年2月6日
Live from New York, it's...Rachel Dratch<br />
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Sketches include: American Idol, CheapKids.Net Ad 1, Versace Skiing, Starkisha and Portia at the Purse Shop, CheapKids.Net Ad 2, Exclusive Connections, Donald Trump's New Wife, Merv The Perv, CheapKids.Net Ad 3, Rafael Alonzo's I.T.F. Technical Computer Institute, Inside Barbie Dreamhouse, The Bar, and Bear City: Cigarette Shopping<br />
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Keane performs: ""Somewhere Only We Know"" and ""Everybody's Changing""
第 12 集 Jason Bateman/Kelly Clarkson
播出时间：2005年2月13日
Live From New York, it's...Darrell Hammond<br />
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Sketches include: Hardball, meharmony.com (repeat from the Jason Bateman/Kelly Clarkson episode), Oprah, The Push-Up Contest, Kevin Federline, Gays In Space, Guest Preacher, Action News 13, and Nebulzitol<br />
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Gwen Stefani (with Eve) performs ""Rich Girl"" and ""Holla Back Girl""
第 13 集 Hilary Swank/50 Cent
播出时间：2005年2月20日
Sketches include ""Papal Debate '05,"" ""Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,"" ""Michael Jackson"" (cartoon), ""The Barry Gibb Talk Show,"" ""One-Star Hotel,"" ""Woo! The Musical,"" ""Sofa Warehouse,"" and ""Spy Glass.""<br />
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Green Day performed ""Boulevard of Broken Dreams"" and ""Holiday.""
第 14 集 David Spade/Jack Johnson
播出时间：2005年3月13日
Live from New York, it's...Chris Parnell<br />
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Sketches include: A Message From Tom DeLay, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (re-edited and using the alternate ending from the Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse episode), The Bad Thrower, The Falconer, Tom Brady's Falafel House, Behind The Music: The Super Bowl Shuffle, Dr. Phil, and Backstage SNL: The Quarterbacks
第 15 集 Ashton Kutcher/Gwen Stefani
播出时间：2005年3月20日
Live From New York, it's...Paula Abdul<br />
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Sketches include: ""Primetime Live: The American Idol Scandal,"" ""Sally & Dan Harrison: The Couple That Should Be Divorced,"" ""Donald Trump's Domino's Ad,"" ""Versace Mother's Day,"" ""Channel 5 Late Night Movie,"" ""Mother's Day Brunch,"" ""Helping Hands Telethon,"" ""Merv the Perv,"" ""Action News,"" ""Bear City"" (film), and ""You Might Be A Gay Redneck If...""<br />
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System of a Down perform: ""B.Y.O.B"" and ""Aerials""
第 16 集 Cameron Diaz/Green Day
播出时间：2005年4月10日
Live From New York, It's... Darrell Hammond (yet again)<br />
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Sketches include ""Hardball,"" ""America's Next Top Model,"" ""Monster-In-Law Screening,"" ""The Prince Show,"" ""Little Italy,"" ""The Ride Home,"" and ""Bear City"" (film).<br />
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Coldplay performed ""Speed of Sound"" and ""Fix You.""
第 17 集 Tom Brady/Beck
播出时间：2005年4月17日
Live from New York, it's...Chris Parnell<br />
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Sketches include: A Message From Tom DeLay, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (re-edited and using the alternate ending from the Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse episode), The Bad Thrower, The Falconer, Tom Brady's Falafel House, Behind The Music: The Super Bowl Shuffle, Dr. Phil, and Backstage SNL: The Quarterbacks
第 18 集 Johnny Knoxville/System of a Down
播出时间：2005年5月8日
Live From New York, it's...Paula Abdul<br />
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Sketches include: ""Primetime Live: The American Idol Scandal,"" ""Sally & Dan Harrison: The Couple That Should Be Divorced,"" ""Donald Trump's Domino's Ad,"" ""Versace Mother's Day,"" ""Channel 5 Late Night Movie,"" ""Mother's Day Brunch,"" ""Helping Hands Telethon,"" ""Merv the Perv,"" ""Action News,"" ""Bear City"" (film), and ""You Might Be A Gay Redneck If...""<br />
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System of a Down perform: ""B.Y.O.B"" and ""Aerials""
第 19 集 Will Ferrell/Queens of the Stone Age
播出时间：2005年5月15日
Sketches include ""Will Backstage,"" ""Celebrity Jeopardy,"" ""Oracle Conclave,"" ""Going 2 C Movies,"" and ""Luxury Spy.""
第 20 集 Lindsay Lohan/Coldplay
播出时间：2005年5月22日
Live From New York, It's... Darrell Hammond (yet again)<br />
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Sketches include ""Hardball,"" ""America's Next Top Model,"" ""Monster-In-Law Screening,"" ""The Prince Show,"" ""Little Italy,"" ""The Ride Home,"" and ""Bear City"" (film).<br />
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Coldplay performed ""Speed of Sound"" and ""Fix You.""
