第 3 季 共 42 集
播出时间：2010年8月4日
第 1 集 Death on a Stick
播出时间：2010年8月4日
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
第 2 集 Putting a Smiley Face on Death
播出时间：2010年9月15日
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
第 3 集 Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
播出时间：2010年9月22日
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
第 4 集 Dead Wrongs
播出时间：2010年9月29日
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
第 5 集 Fatal Distractions
播出时间：2010年10月6日
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
第 6 集 The End Is Weird
播出时间：2010年10月20日
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
第 7 集 Hurry Up and Die
播出时间：2010年10月27日
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
第 8 集 Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
播出时间：2010年11月3日
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
第 9 集 Young, Dumb and Full of Death
播出时间：2010年11月10日
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
第 10 集 Deep Fried Death
播出时间：2010年12月9日
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
第 11 集 Cure for the Common Death Pt. II
播出时间：2010年12月16日
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
第 12 集 Sudden Death
播出时间：2010年12月23日
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
第 13 集 Dying to Tell the Story
播出时间：2010年12月30日
A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
第 14 集 If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
播出时间：2011年1月16日
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
第 15 集 The One About Dumb People Dying!
播出时间：2011年2月9日
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
第 16 集 Getting a Rise from the Dead
播出时间：2011年2月17日
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
第 17 集 Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
播出时间：2011年2月24日
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
第 18 集 Grave Errors
播出时间：2011年3月3日
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
第 19 集 Killing Them Softly
播出时间：2011年3月10日
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
第 20 集 Better Them Than Us
播出时间：2011年3月17日
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
第 21 集 Dead Before They Know It
播出时间：2011年3月24日
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
第 22 集 Stupid Is as Death Does
播出时间：2011年3月31日
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
第 23 集 Mister Death
播出时间：2011年4月7日
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
第 24 集 Death, The New Black
播出时间：2011年7月19日
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
第 25 集 Death Be a Lady Tonight
播出时间：2011年7月26日
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
第 26 集 Today’s Special: Death
播出时间：2011年8月2日
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
第 27 集 Eat, Pray Die
播出时间：2011年8月9日
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
第 28 集 Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!
播出时间：2011年8月16日
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
第 29 集 Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever
播出时间：2011年8月23日
A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
第 30 集 Death: One Size Fits All
播出时间：2011年8月30日
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
第 31 集 Deadliest Kitsch
播出时间：2011年10月25日
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
第 32 集 Grave Decisions
播出时间：2011年11月1日
Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
第 33 集 Dirt Nap
播出时间：2011年11月8日
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
第 34 集 Death Takes a Vacation
播出时间：2011年11月15日
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
第 35 集 Wild Wild Death
播出时间：2011年11月22日
An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
第 36 集 Death Penalties
播出时间：2012年1月26日
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
第 37 集 Die-abestic
播出时间：2012年2月2日
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.
第 39 集 Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”
播出时间：2012年2月23日
Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
第 40 集 Sor-Dead Affair
播出时间：2012年3月1日
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
第 41 集 Locked and Low Dead
播出时间：2012年3月1日
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
第 42 集 Locked and Low Dead
播出时间：2012年3月1日
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
第 38 集 Star Death: The Last Generation
播出时间：2012年2月9日
Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
