第 5 季 共 20 集
播出时间：2000年10月2日
第 1 集 The Perils of Polling
播出时间：2000年10月2日
Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
第 2 集 The Buck Stops Here
播出时间：2000年11月6日
Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.
第 3 集 I Don't Want to Wait...
播出时间：2000年11月13日
As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
第 4 集 Spin the Choice
播出时间：2000年11月20日
Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
第 5 集 Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
播出时间：2000年11月27日
The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
第 6 集 When Cotton Comes Marching Home
播出时间：2000年12月4日
Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
第 7 集 What Makes Bobby Run?
播出时间：2000年12月11日
Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.
第 8 集 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
播出时间：2000年12月18日
Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
第 9 集 Chasing Bobby
播出时间：2001年1月22日
Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.
第 10 集 Yankee Hankie
播出时间：2001年2月5日
While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
第 11 集 Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
播出时间：2001年2月12日
Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.
第 12 集 Now Who's the Dummy?
播出时间：2001年2月19日
Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.
第 13 集 Ho Yeah!
播出时间：2001年2月26日
Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
第 14 集 The Exterminator
播出时间：2001年3月5日
Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
第 15 集 Luanne Virgin 2.0
播出时间：2001年3月12日
As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.
第 16 集 Hank's Choice
播出时间：2001年4月2日
When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
第 17 集 It's Not Easy Being Green
播出时间：2001年4月9日
Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.
第 18 集 The Trouble with Gribbles
播出时间：2001年4月23日
Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
第 19 集 Hank's Back Story
播出时间：2001年5月7日
Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
第 20 集 Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
播出时间：2001年5月14日
Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.
