第 7 季 共 23 集
播出时间：2002年11月4日
第 1 集 Get Your Freak Off
播出时间：2002年11月4日
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
第 2 集 The Fat and the Furious
播出时间：2002年11月11日
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
第 3 集 Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
播出时间：2002年11月18日
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
第 4 集 Goodbye Normal Jeans
播出时间：2002年11月25日
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
第 5 集 Dances with Dogs
播出时间：2002年12月2日
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
第 6 集 The Son Also Roses
播出时间：2002年12月9日
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
第 7 集 The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
播出时间：2002年12月16日
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
第 8 集 Full Metal Dust Jacket
播出时间：2003年1月6日
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
第 9 集 Pigmalion
播出时间：2003年1月13日
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
第 10 集 Megalo Dale
播出时间：2003年1月13日
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
第 11 集 Boxing Luanne
播出时间：2003年2月3日
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
第 12 集 Vision Quest
播出时间：2003年2月10日
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
第 13 集 Queasy Rider
播出时间：2003年2月17日
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
第 14 集 Board Games
播出时间：2003年3月3日
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
第 15 集 An Officer and a Gentle Boy
播出时间：2003年3月10日
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
第 16 集 The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
播出时间：2003年3月17日
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
第 17 集 The Good Buck
播出时间：2003年3月31日
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
第 18 集 I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
播出时间：2003年4月14日
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
第 19 集 Be True to Your Fool
播出时间：2003年4月28日
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
第 20 集 Racist Dawg
播出时间：2003年5月5日
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
第 21 集 Night and Deity
播出时间：2003年5月12日
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
第 22 集 Maid in Arlen
播出时间：2003年5月19日
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
第 23 集 The Witches of East Arlen
播出时间：2003年5月19日
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
