官方剧情
Follows the adventures of the Cuylers, an impoverished and dysfunctional family of anthropomorphic, air-breathing, redneck squids who live in a rural Appalachian community in the state of Georgia.
第 5 季 共 10 集
播出时间：2010年5月17日
第 1 集 Need for Weed
播出时间：2010年5月17日
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
第 2 集 The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
播出时间：2010年5月24日
Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
第 3 集 Dead Squid Walking
播出时间：2010年5月31日
Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
第 4 集 Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
播出时间：2010年6月7日
Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
第 5 集 Holodeck Redneck
播出时间：2010年6月14日
The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations.<br />
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Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
第 6 集 Frivolacious Squidigation?
播出时间：2010年6月21日
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
第 7 集 Fatal Distraction
播出时间：2010年6月28日
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together.<br />
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Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
第 8 集 Clowny Freaks
播出时间：2010年7月5日
Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
第 9 集 Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
播出时间：2010年7月12日
Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
第 10 集 America: Why I Love Her
播出时间：2010年7月19日
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.
