• Bubbles bumps into her ex-husband and his new wife at the health spa.<br /> <br /> • Lou and Andy visit an aquarium<br /> <br /> • Dudley's new Thai bride, Ting Tong, arrives, but she is not what he was expecting.<br /> <br /> • Vicky and her gang are challenged to a dance-off.<br /> <br /> • Mrs Emery meets an old friend at the supermarket<br /> <br /> • Emily Howard has a 'small' facial hair problem<br /> <br /> • Sir Norman Fry reveals a personal secret on TV.<br /> <br /> • Carol Beer starts work in a travel agents<br /> <br /> • Dafydd starts his new job as a rent boy.<br /> <br /> • Anne takes part on Stars in Their Eyes<br /> <br /> • Linda has a meeting with a bald student.<br /> <br /> • Marjorie has had an accident with her tanning cream.<br /> <br /> • Sebastian discovers the PM's plan about Iran - what will he do?<br /> <br /> • Lou and Andy visit an airshow - but where's Andy got to?

• Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition.<br /> <br /> • Mrs. Emery visits the post office.<br /> <br /> • Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line.<br /> <br /> • Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet.<br /> <br /> • After another fight with bubbles, Diseree loses more than her towel.<br /> <br /> • Linda assists with a course change for a female student with a slight facial hair problem.<br /> <br /> • Majorie becomes jealous when her new boyfriend starts being friendly with Tanya.<br /> <br /> • Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new... girlfriend?<br /> <br /> • Mr. Mann is looking to buy a painting of a disappointed horse.<br /> <br /> • Don takes Pat to an Indian restaurant, where the food has an unusual effect on him.<br /> <br /> • Maggie is recovering well from a kidney transplant, until she's given the name of the doner.<br /> <br /> • Sebastian serenades the PM in the Houses of Paliament<br /> <br /> • Andy decides to make a trip along the River Thames slightly more interesting.

• Vicky has some scandal to sell to the press. <br /> <br /> • Andy wants breasts, but a magazine won't suffice.<br /> <br /> • Anne has a new job as a pianist in a posh restaurant.<br /> <br /> • An elderly couple visit Carol's travel agent to book a cruise.<br /> <br /> • A new revelation for Dudley, Ting Tong not from Pong Pong.<br /> <br /> • Sir Norman Fry explains away being caught in a compromising position in a public toilet.<br /> <br /> • Marjorie gets a bit too starstruck when Fat Fighters gets a celebrity new member<br /> <br /> • Letty, a woman obsessed by pretend frogs, reacts unexpectedly to being given a real frog. <br /> <br /> • Diseree catches Bubbles giving Roman a facial, but was he set up?<br /> <br /> • Orville the duck is spotted in a supermarket trying to keep a low profile.<br /> <br /> • Don unwisely orders another spicy meal.<br /> <br /> • Sebastian reacts badly to a book revealing the PM has a few skeletons in his cupboard<br /> <br /> • An elderly couple make a donation to the Donkey hospice<br /> <br /> • Maggie meets Judy's daughter's coloured boyfriend<br /> <br /> • Lou is stopped by the police for speeding.

• Mrs Emery sees someone she recognises in a Library.<br /> <br /> • Emily hits the town with Florence to celebrate her hen night.<br /> <br /> • Dudley is unimpressed by the arrival of Ting Tong's mother.<br /> <br /> • Roman reveals to Bubbles the reason he left her was because she was too skinny.<br /> <br /> • An old man is nearing his end but not as quickly as he thought he would.<br /> <br /> • Someone wants to travel to the island featured in Captain Corelli's Mandolin... computer says no.<br /> <br /> • Pat and Paul announce that they are going to have a baby. Marjorie tries to be creative with baby names.<br /> <br /> • Sid Pegg calls an urgent Neighbourhood Watch meeting about their new enemy - Gypsies.<br /> <br /> • Daffyd is scouting for voters for his new political 'Gay Rights For Gays' party <br /> <br /> • Linda describes an Indian student to Martin.<br /> <br /> • Mr Mann visits Roy's paper shop to buy a magazine about feet problems.<br /> <br /> • Sebastian is shocked to discover the PM has grown a mustache.<br /> <br /> • Maggie's Old English Sheepdog takes a familiar disliking to a Chinese Shi-tzu.<br /> <br /> • Andy takes matters into his own hands when Lou refuses to rescue his Frisbee from an electricity pylon.

• Lou has finished cementing the new patio at Andy's house.<br /> <br /> • A couple need travel insurance for their holiday... computer says no.<br /> <br /> • A man and wife are going out, leaving their son in the 'experienced' care of a certain chav babysitter.<br /> <br /> • Linda 'helps' a student with a mole problem. <br /> <br /> • Sir Norman Fry reveals an embarrassing incident involving two men and a glacé cherry.<br /> <br /> • Marjorie has asked the FatFighters to bring in a photo of each of them, not looking their best, for 'inspiration'.<br /> <br /> • The man and wife check up on Vicky.<br /> <br /> • At a computer shop a clerk seeks technical advice from a horse, init<br /> <br /> • Daffyd explains to his mother why he cant get a job.<br /> <br /> • At another 'emergency' meeting of neighbour watch, Sid demonstrates what to do if a gang of yobs attacks you in your home.<br /> <br /> • Mr Mann visits Roy's fancy dress shop.<br /> <br /> • Lou and Andy visit a rugby match.<br /> <br /> • Sebastian's being paranoid about the PM spending time with Gregory... or is he?<br /> <br /> • Emily Howard introduces a fellow young mother to her 'Baby Flo'.

• Vicky Pollard demands billions from her newsagent after claiming she's won the lottery. <br /> <br /> • As Roman and Desiree leave the spa, Bubbles makes one last effort to win him back. <br /> <br /> • Carol gets a shock - computer says yes! <br /> <br /> • Lou returns to the Isle of Wright following his mum's death. Andy is not pleased by the temporary carer Lou has arranged for him. <br /> <br /> • Emily discovers Florence (Fred) is leaving Old Haven. • Linda is visited by a big, black man. <br /> <br /> • Andy's new helper wants to know about Andy's feeling in his legs - by hitting it with a brass object. <br /> <br /> • Mrs Emery visits the doctor with knee problems. <br /> <br /> • Marjorie's FatFighters finally take a stand against her. <br /> <br /> • Linda gets a protest visit from all the students she has insulted. <br /> <br /> • Andy's helper finds alternative 'entertainment' for Andy. <br /> <br /> • Daffyd prepares to leave the village for a new life in London. <br /> <br /> • Anne is entering the Christmas spirit - which Dr Beagrie discovers the hard way. <br /> <br /> • Dudley discovers Ting Tong has turned his house into a Thai restaurant. <br /> <br /> • Sebastian is heartbroken - the PM has resigned. <br /> <br /> • Andy has had all he can take off his new helper. When Lou returns, Andy is delighted and nearly makes a mistake...