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Matt Lucas and David Walliams, the creators of this character-comedy sketch show, delight in all that is mad, bad, quirky and generally bonkers about the people and places of Britain.
第 3 季 共 6 集
播出时间:2005年11月18日
第 1 集 Episode 1
播出时间:2005年11月18日
• Bubbles bumps into her ex-husband and his new wife at the health spa.<br />
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• Lou and Andy visit an aquarium<br />
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• Dudley's new Thai bride, Ting Tong, arrives, but she is not what he was expecting.<br />
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• Vicky and her gang are challenged to a dance-off.<br />
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• Mrs Emery meets an old friend at the supermarket<br />
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• Emily Howard has a 'small' facial hair problem<br />
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• Sir Norman Fry reveals a personal secret on TV.<br />
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• Carol Beer starts work in a travel agents<br />
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• Dafydd starts his new job as a rent boy.<br />
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• Anne takes part on Stars in Their Eyes<br />
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• Linda has a meeting with a bald student.<br />
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• Marjorie has had an accident with her tanning cream.<br />
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• Sebastian discovers the PM's plan about Iran - what will he do?<br />
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• Lou and Andy visit an airshow - but where's Andy got to?
第 2 集 Episode 2
播出时间:2005年11月25日
• Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition.<br />
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• Mrs. Emery visits the post office.<br />
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• Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line.<br />
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• Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet.<br />
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• After another fight with bubbles, Diseree loses more than her towel.<br />
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• Linda assists with a course change for a female student with a slight facial hair problem.<br />
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• Majorie becomes jealous when her new boyfriend starts being friendly with Tanya.<br />
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• Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new... girlfriend?<br />
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• Mr. Mann is looking to buy a painting of a disappointed horse.<br />
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• Don takes Pat to an Indian restaurant, where the food has an unusual effect on him.<br />
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• Maggie is recovering well from a kidney transplant, until she's given the name of the doner.<br />
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• Sebastian serenades the PM in the Houses of Paliament<br />
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• Andy decides to make a trip along the River Thames slightly more interesting.
第 3 集 Episode 3
播出时间:2005年12月2日
• Vicky has some scandal to sell to the press. <br />
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• Andy wants breasts, but a magazine won't suffice.<br />
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• Anne has a new job as a pianist in a posh restaurant.<br />
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• An elderly couple visit Carol's travel agent to book a cruise.<br />
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• A new revelation for Dudley, Ting Tong not from Pong Pong.<br />
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• Sir Norman Fry explains away being caught in a compromising position in a public toilet.<br />
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• Marjorie gets a bit too starstruck when Fat Fighters gets a celebrity new member<br />
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• Letty, a woman obsessed by pretend frogs, reacts unexpectedly to being given a real frog. <br />
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• Diseree catches Bubbles giving Roman a facial, but was he set up?<br />
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• Orville the duck is spotted in a supermarket trying to keep a low profile.<br />
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• Don unwisely orders another spicy meal.<br />
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• Sebastian reacts badly to a book revealing the PM has a few skeletons in his cupboard<br />
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• An elderly couple make a donation to the Donkey hospice<br />
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• Maggie meets Judy's daughter's coloured boyfriend<br />
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• Lou is stopped by the police for speeding.
第 4 集 Episode 4
播出时间:2005年12月9日
• Mrs Emery sees someone she recognises in a Library.<br />
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• Emily hits the town with Florence to celebrate her hen night.<br />
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• Dudley is unimpressed by the arrival of Ting Tong's mother.<br />
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• Roman reveals to Bubbles the reason he left her was because she was too skinny.<br />
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• An old man is nearing his end but not as quickly as he thought he would.<br />
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• Someone wants to travel to the island featured in Captain Corelli's Mandolin... computer says no.<br />
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• Pat and Paul announce that they are going to have a baby. Marjorie tries to be creative with baby names.<br />
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• Sid Pegg calls an urgent Neighbourhood Watch meeting about their new enemy - Gypsies.<br />
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• Daffyd is scouting for voters for his new political 'Gay Rights For Gays' party <br />
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• Linda describes an Indian student to Martin.<br />
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• Mr Mann visits Roy's paper shop to buy a magazine about feet problems.<br />
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• Sebastian is shocked to discover the PM has grown a mustache.<br />
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• Maggie's Old English Sheepdog takes a familiar disliking to a Chinese Shi-tzu.<br />
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• Andy takes matters into his own hands when Lou refuses to rescue his Frisbee from an electricity pylon.
第 5 集 Episode 5
播出时间:2005年12月16日
• Lou has finished cementing the new patio at Andy's house.<br />
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• A couple need travel insurance for their holiday... computer says no.<br />
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• A man and wife are going out, leaving their son in the 'experienced' care of a certain chav babysitter.<br />
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• Linda 'helps' a student with a mole problem. <br />
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• Sir Norman Fry reveals an embarrassing incident involving two men and a glacé cherry.<br />
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• Marjorie has asked the FatFighters to bring in a photo of each of them, not looking their best, for 'inspiration'.<br />
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• The man and wife check up on Vicky.<br />
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• At a computer shop a clerk seeks technical advice from a horse, init<br />
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• Daffyd explains to his mother why he cant get a job.<br />
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• At another 'emergency' meeting of neighbour watch, Sid demonstrates what to do if a gang of yobs attacks you in your home.<br />
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• Mr Mann visits Roy's fancy dress shop.<br />
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• Lou and Andy visit a rugby match.<br />
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• Sebastian's being paranoid about the PM spending time with Gregory... or is he?<br />
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• Emily Howard introduces a fellow young mother to her 'Baby Flo'.
第 6 集 Episode 6
播出时间:2005年12月25日
• Vicky Pollard demands billions from her newsagent after claiming she's won the lottery. <br />
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• As Roman and Desiree leave the spa, Bubbles makes one last effort to win him back. <br />
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• Carol gets a shock - computer says yes! <br />
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• Lou returns to the Isle of Wright following his mum's death. Andy is not pleased by the temporary carer Lou has arranged for him. <br />
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• Emily discovers Florence (Fred) is leaving Old Haven. • Linda is visited by a big, black man. <br />
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• Andy's new helper wants to know about Andy's feeling in his legs - by hitting it with a brass object. <br />
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• Mrs Emery visits the doctor with knee problems. <br />
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• Marjorie's FatFighters finally take a stand against her. <br />
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• Linda gets a protest visit from all the students she has insulted. <br />
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• Andy's helper finds alternative 'entertainment' for Andy. <br />
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• Daffyd prepares to leave the village for a new life in London. <br />
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• Anne is entering the Christmas spirit - which Dr Beagrie discovers the hard way. <br />
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• Dudley discovers Ting Tong has turned his house into a Thai restaurant. <br />
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• Sebastian is heartbroken - the PM has resigned. <br />
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• Andy has had all he can take off his new helper. When Lou returns, Andy is delighted and nearly makes a mistake...