第 3 季 共 24 集
播出时间：1991年9月20日
第 1 集 Stark Raving Dad
播出时间：1991年9月20日
Mistakenly committed to a mental hospital, Homer meets a tall, stocky white man who claims to be Michael Jackson.
第 2 集 Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
播出时间：1991年9月27日
Lisa’s patriotic essay wins the family a trip to Washington, D.C. -- but the corruption she sees there inspires her to write a new and very different essay.
第 3 集 When Flanders Failed
播出时间：1991年10月4日
When Ned Flanders opens a store for left-handed people, Homer wants him to fail... until he sees the downtrodden Flanders family living in their car.
第 4 集 Bart the Murderer
播出时间：1991年10月11日
Bart becomes an errand boy for the Springfield Mafia. When Principal Skinner disappears, Fat Tony points the finger at Bart.
第 5 集 Homer Defined
播出时间：1991年10月18日
Homer averts a meltdown through sheer dumb luck. When he’s invited to the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant to give a pep talk, he faces another potential meltdown and again “pulls a Homer.”
第 6 集 Like Father, Like Clown
播出时间：1991年10月25日
"Like Father, Like Clown" is the sixth episode of The Simpsons' third season. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 24, 1991. In the episode, after recalling a traumatic memory, Krusty the Clown reveals to the Simpson family that he is of Jewish heritage, and that his father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski, disowned him for pursuing a career in comedy. Krusty is emotionally upset and Bart and Lisa decide to try to reunite Krusty with his long-estranged father.
第 7 集 Treehouse of Horror II
播出时间：1991年11月1日
In the first story, the family buys a cursed monkey paw in Morocco, and their three wishes turn out badly. In a Twilight Zone parody, Bart is the fearsome “monster” who can read the townspeople’s thoughts. In the final story, Mr. Burns steals Homer’s brain for a giant robot he’s building.
第 8 集 Lisa's Pony
播出时间：1991年11月8日
Overcompensating for his neglect, Homer buys Lisa a pony; the high cost of maintaining the animal forces him to work the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.
第 9 集 Saturdays of Thunder
播出时间：1991年11月15日
Homer tries to bond with Bart by building a soapbox racer. On race day, Bart must decide between driving Martin’s aerodynamic racer and disappointing Homer, or driving his own racer and losing to Nelson.
第 10 集 Flaming Moe's
播出时间：1991年11月22日
Moe steals the drink recipe Homer invented, and the rechristened “Flaming Moe” turns his tavern into a hotspot. When a national franchise wants to buy the recipe, Homer wants revenge.
第 11 集 Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
播出时间：1991年12月6日
Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to wealthy German investors who are shocked at the conditions. When the ceiling caves in, the Germans are desperate to sell the plant... back to Mr. Burns.
第 12 集 I Married Marge
播出时间：1991年12月27日
Homer and Marge recount their early years, when the couple faced a shotgun wedding and Homer’s poor career prospects.
第 13 集 Radio Bart
播出时间：1992年1月10日
Bart plays practical jokes with a radio microphone, and his hoax tests the limits of the town’s kindness.
第 14 集 Lisa the Greek
播出时间：1992年1月24日
Sundays become “Daddy-Daughter Days” when Homer discovers Lisa’s uncanny ability to pick winning football teams.
第 15 集 Homer Alone
播出时间：1992年2月7日
Marge has a nervous breakdown and goes on a vacation alone, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer.
第 16 集 Bart the Lover
播出时间：1992年2月14日
Bart discovers his teacher’s personal ad and invents a fictional suitor to string her along. When Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with “Woodrow,” Bart’s conscience starts to bother him.
第 17 集 Homer at the Bat
播出时间：1992年2月21日
With a million dollars on the line, Mr. Burns hires ringers for the upcoming baseball game against the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant. But as misfortunes fell the pros, with bases loaded and the score tied in the ninth inning, Homer is sent to bat.
第 18 集 Separate Vocations
播出时间：1992年2月28日
After a career aptitude test pegs Lisa as a homemaker and Bart as a police officer, she becomes a rebel and he becomes a hall monitor. When Lisa’s subversive behavior goes too far, Bart steps in.
第 19 集 Dog of Death
播出时间：1992年3月13日
When Santa’s Little Helper needs a life-saving operation, the family tightens their belts to save up the money. Sensing their resentment, the dog runs away from home, only to be adopted by Mr. Burns.
第 20 集 Colonel Homer
播出时间：1992年3月27日
Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer.
第 21 集 Black Widower
播出时间：1992年4月10日
When Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob, only Bart remains suspicious of his motives.
第 22 集 The Otto Show
播出时间：1992年4月24日
Otto loses his job driving the school bus and the Simpsons take him in. When he must get a driver’s license, he finds common ground with Patty and Selma.
第 23 集 Bart's Friend Falls in Love
播出时间：1992年5月8日
Everything’s coming up Milhouse when Bart’s best friend falls in love with the new girl at school. Jealous, Bart snitches to Milhouse’s father and the lovebirds are separated.
第 24 集 Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
播出时间：1992年8月28日
Homer’s half-brother Herb Powell returns, his finances in ruin from his last encounter with Homer. With a little help from the family, he invents a product that’s sure to turn his life around.
